2017-08-27 19:05:02 UTC
A Guide To Understanding Niggers
Niggers are those black people who are lazy, stupid, ugly, and worst of all,
they smell even after taking a shower. They pretend to act civilized, but
one quick glance at one or a group of them will dispel this illusion.
Niggers are the pack mule of the human race and should be treated as such. A
negroid specimen, when subjected to the correct conditions, evolves into a
highly dangerous form known today as the “nigger”. These niggers are known
to capture white females and drag them back to their hives for breeding.
Niggers, instead of acting like developed and civilized human beings, will
almost always resort to their monkey instincts by getting drunk, smoking
weed, then driving around raping white women and throwing their own feces at
other niggers, similar to their tree-dwelling monkey predecessors. Because
of the prevalence of violence in black society, 9 out of 10 blacks will be
gunned down before the age of three.
Niggers speak an abomination of English they call Ebonics – which is pretty
much the same as the clicks and grunts of a gorilla.
The diet of a nigger consists entirely of fried chicken, watermelons and
Kool-Aid. Niggers also almost constantly make noise about raping white women
and stealing welfare cheques from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend
they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to
“pimp out” their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers
stealing hubcaps from moving cars. Also niggers have a culture of spending
time with family and friends, though usually end up killing each other for
The Term And Its Meanings
“Nigger” was originally a positive friendly term at least 100 years ago
(read Mark Twain books). Then it changed to have an archaic definition as a
derogatory term. This old usage was mostly localized to North America and
meant in general people with dark skin.
When Abe Lincoln set loose the apes the apes weren’t grateful: they were
pretty pissed off about losing their rightful place in the world. Due to
this they decided that all the old terms for their kind were suddenly
offensive. Taking a cue from this, other races began to use “Nigger” as an
insult. This archaic usage is still used by American blacks who (like the
Jews) haven’t gotten over their victim complex and by whites with the
baggage of liberal guilt. “Nigger” can refer to any non-white these days,
but let’s face it, ya’ll… it is more commonly used to reference a piece of
shit black “person” who spends all his time standing on the street corner
drinking alcohol, smoking crack, and figuring out how to kill you and take
With the spelling altered to “Nigga” due to Ebonics linguistic requirements,
it is now considered a friendly term among blacks, and a verbal request to
be murdered if said by anyone else. The more specific term “Thug” or
“Gangsta” refers to a negroid who feels the need to act like a tough guy all
the time for no apparent reason. Such “street niggers” are the bane of all
Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but
not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might
find one that the niggers you’re talking about doesn’t mind hearing:
African-American, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, buckwheat, chimpanzee, Chimp,
colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jungle bunny,
monkey, mud person, murder monkey, muthafuckah, negro, negroid, nigga, nig,
niggah, nigger, nig-nog, person of color, pickaninny, porch monkey, groid,
Sambo, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker, spook, tar baby, Uncle Tom,
welfare monkey or kaffirs. There are in fact way too many to mention.
Niggers were invented by our very drunk God after having lost badly at a
poker night with Buddha, Satan, and whatever deviant gods the towel-headea
Arabs claim to worship in between camel buggering. The first niggers were
created from turds taken from dingy, smelly peat bogs located around Dundee,
Scotland, to be used as slaves to make white people’s lives easier and find
a market for the watermelon, a vegetable posing as a fruit that normal white
people would never eat.
It is also believed that a big piece of shit, shoved up an orangutans pussy
before being fucked by a skunk, evolved into the nigger and subsequently the
brown color of the species because of the genetic structure of the piece of
shit combined with the skunk cum in the orangutan pussy. Soon, the niggers
discovered ancient texts that taught them to use the dark side of the force.
It corrupted them, giving them unspeakable power as well as their
characteristic dark color and smell. The white man recognized this threat
and waged war on the niggers for over 9000 years. Utilizing its superior
numbers, the white man defeated nigger-kind and stripped it of its power.
After three hundred years of deserved servitude, most niggers were freed by
a coalition/conspiracy of mindless liberals ( Abrahan Lincoln and William
Wilberforce) and accidentally freed niggers (Martin Luther King) who took
advantage of the Confederate States of America and the failure of ten
million inbreds to keep five million niggers dumb and happy picking cotton
and eating watermelon.
Sometime in the late 20th century, the niggers renamed themselves as niggas,
in a vain attempt to shed their truly shitty history. It didn’t work, as
shown by the saying “you can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can’t
take the jungle out of the nigger.” Niggers nowadays use their new-found
freedom for constructive purposes such as robbing liquor stores, shooting
each other with stolen habdguns, raping white women, and wearing clothes
that are about ten sizes too big…
Niggers In Ancient Times
A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers.
Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build
a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic
records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called “baboon
people,” there are no records of niggas with Egyptian drivers licences or
chariot insurance. Some things never change.)
Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a bunch of
fuck-tards until they stole the niggers knowledge and got uppity. Nobody
ever explained to the niggas that knowledge is not a physical, finite
substance and that if somebody steals your knowledge, you still have it.
There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having any knowledge at all,
with the notable exception, during post-Civil War reconstruction, of knowing
how to steal watermelons from Whitey’s fields.
A Nigger is the long sought after “missing link” between man and ape. They
are characterized by their over-sized lips, tight-curled hair, and their
love for fried chicken, watermelon, purple soft dranks, large booty’s,
prison, crack cocaine and white pussy.
The female version of this species of sub-human is the Niggress, or
“She-Nigger”. They are known mostly for their completely, impossibly
over-sized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Tamqueesha, Mo’neeque,
Mercedes, LaFawnduh, etc), and their 6 inch long fake nails.
Niggers tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call bling, and
cover their cars with them. They think this makes them special, but, in
fact, it just makes them more gay and retarded.
Why Niggers Love Watermelon And Fried Chicken
Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not
unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed by trivial
pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken and bling because it stimulates a
vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers are by their very
natures useless scroungers. They didn’t grow anything, they didn’t raise
anything, and they didn’t hunt anything. They’ve spent the last entire
fucking millennium before captivity foraging for food on the jungle floor –
minimizing their physical activity during the day, and seeking to avoid
predators during the night.
The primary component of the Nigger diet in the motherland was ripened and
rotting fruit. This was a huge bonus in terms of survival – easy to digest,
and rich in water and carbohydrates it took very little energy to digest.
Niggers today are still “Hard Wired” to get all excited over brightly
colored fruit drinks, which is programmed into their DNA – and will
invariably make a bee-line for any fruit punch and grape drink.
Don’t be fooled – Niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they
were a 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action isn’t
going to change a single thing!
Since all niggers are too lazy to learn proper English, they are practically
impossible to understand. Their “language” is in fact the epitome of
laziness. An example in modern ebonics is “ackin” for “acting” because it’s
just too much effort moving the tongue to the roof of the mouth to make a
“t” sound. Sometimes the nigger is simply too retarded to learn proper
English. Example: “hello my name is jamie” converts to “YO YO YO wazzup
bitches and bitchets me names jamie c, respectaz or ill pop a cap in yo’
white ass foo’!”
Not to be confused with English for whites, Engrish for Asians, El English
for Mexicans, Nigger Speak is it’s own form of language, containing many
profanities and numerous nonsense/useless slang words in a single sentence.
On the internet, this stupidity is magnified at least 100 times and usually
leaves all other races in a WTF moment. Nigger Speak has no use whatsoever
and is the Nigger’s way of getting back at the white man. The normal
conversation between two fluent in Nigger Speak goes something like this
“Smh, lmlmlml, dat sht hd mi rolin on duh fukin flor” “Omkfc, ikr”
As part of the efforts to keep the nigger population under control, as well
as reducing the need to buy riot gear and import watermelons from foreign
sources, niggers are now required by International Law to breed only in the
Spring. Not that they pay any attention to this law any more than they do
any other law. The act of niggers engaging in sexual reproduction with
humans is classified as bestiality.
During the official nigger mating season, the nigger performs a fantastic
mating ritual to locate a victim. First, said nigger smokes a shit load of
weed. Then, the nigger hides in a mud puddle – years of evolution allow the
nigger to simply blend in. After spotting the perfect white woman (niggers
hate mating with their own kind, since all niggers secretly wish they weren’t
niggers), they jump out of the puddle and beat the innocent woman to the
ground. After letting the woman beg to let her keep her virginity, the
nigger proceeds to rape her in every possible opening, after which the
nigger kills its forced mate for fear of its natural enemy, child support.
If the said negro belongs to a hive, the nigger captures the woman and
forcibly drags her to the hive for breeding.
Niggers fornicate heavily all year round. “Fornicating” to a nigger means
raping respectable white woman, fucking an animal instead of another nigger,
or falling for a female’s mating ritual. The only nigger no other nigger
will ever fuck is Michelle Obama, except of course Barack Obama for the sake
of trying to dispel the rumour that he’s actually a raging homosexual.
Although the nigger seems like a powerful foe, it has many natural
predators. In addition to child support, one of the more visible predators
who actively hunt niggers are rednecks. Niggers hate rednecks almost as much
as rednecks hate niggers.
Arguably most widespread natural enemies of niggers are the police. The
police are known to hunt for niggers on a continual basis not because they
are racist but because 99.9% of crime is done by—you guessed it—niggers.
Another natural predator is the KKK, although everybody agrees that when
contrasting the KKK from rednecks is useless because truth be told, there
ain’t no fucking difference between the two groups at all. Every Klansman is
a redneck and every redneck is a Klansman.
In a peculiar turn of nature and society, the nigger is often its own
natural enemy. If a nigger is actually guilty of doing harm to other
niggers, like shooting them, stealing their money, setting up crack houses
in their neighborhoods, and so forth, the other niggers refuse all aid to
the police who are trying to end their oppression. This nigger “don’t
snitch” policy has two beneficial effects: First, it lets niggers keep
shootin’, stealin’ and dealin’ crack, which pushes the nigger community ever
downward into the muck. And second, the absence of nigger prosecution
witnesses in court encourages the legal system to incarcerate shitloads of
niggers regardless of their guilt; this has the effect of greatly reducing
the number of niggers on our streets and in the breeding population. And
that’s a good thing.
Confronting a nigger
When confronting a nigger in everyday society while unarmed, it is best that
you contact your nearest Skinhead, Neo-Nazi or police officer. If you are
armed it is best you shoot them on sight and immediately proceed to
curbstomp the fuck out of them as a safety precaution. (see Edward Norton
for tips on how to best handle a nigger) If unarmed, your only hope is to
scream “Oh lawdy, lawdz, is dat sum chicken?” and use the distraction to
avoid rape. Interacting with a nigger is highly discouraged as it is more
than likely you will be immediately raped, robbed and/or transferred
Surviving a nigger attack
That being said, A nigger will attack a man if they are startled, need
money, or if direct eye contact is made. The best way to avoid danger is to
avoid the nigger or by playing fetch with it using fried chicken.
As you walk or travel through nigger territory, and if you can not see more
then 50 to 100 feet in front of you, call out every few minutes until you
enter a clear area. Some people call out, others sing, some wear
nigger-bells. The point being is to make a lot of noise. In most cases the
nigger will run away in a state of confusion.
If this is ineffective and he begins speaking in retarded, low-pitched
ebonics, talk to him in soothing tones about things he is familiar with,
such as watermelon, chicken, Kool-Aid, rap music and bling. Don’t talk too
soothingly, or he may thing you are trying to be all gay on him. Niggers are
known for being very sensitive about their supposed “manhood”. Make sure he
sees you. Hold you arms high above your head. this will make you look much
bigger to him. Continue to talk and slowly back away. If you run he will
chase you. Niggers can run and jump extremely fast.
If the nigger lunges at you, jump into water (niggers are horrible
swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the
desert plains of Africa) run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or
the white part of town. This will surely confuse him.
Whatever you do, DON’T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at
this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor
edge deep in the jungles of Africa.
Another popular defense against niggers is to carry nigger spray. This has
soap and water in it which niggers hate. If you spray the nigger he may
change his mind or break off an attack; although he may become infuriated
and enter a furious black rage.
Stay away from niggers. Many tourists think they look cute and like to get
close enough to take a picture. Do not be stupid! Also remember that a
niggress with baby niggers is very protective and dangerous and may attack
even though you think you are a safe distance away.
Do NOT feed a nigger your change, no matter how much it begs. This will only
attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise
clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change.
Do your part to keep the epidemic down.